“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
“Every entry after that was the same way.”
“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.
LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword
from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)
“Kendi ducked between a pot seller and a noodle merchant and peered cautiously at the boy’s face”
OAO I always knew I was gonna star in a Yaoi
“Without friends and a packed schedule to keep me busy, keeping track of time and numbers has become a prime source of entertainment.”
“Bolton had a surprisingly good police force for so small a town, and I could not help fearing the mess which would ensue if the affair of the night before were ever tracked down.”
……I thought we had hidden the evidence pretty well thank you very much.
So me and a few of my friends went to see the midnight showing of Chernobyl Diaries and this is about all I got out of it.
Radioactive Bear. Most commonly found in and around the Chernobyl quarantine zone exposure has given this bear extraordinary powers including teleportation and the ability to change size when nobody is looking. One would think that this would make him a better hunter but strangely he seems perfectly content with simply scaring the living shit out of people. After he has hidden he then is able to lure unsuspecting victims by making the sound of an extremely clumsy fat kid. Once he has made his location perfectly clear he then simply trots of to some new hiding place. Maybe it will be behind the next door, maybe it will be in the next hall, maybe under your toilet seat, nobody knows. A side effect of his new powers is that he shall never become the main focus of any story no matter how much better the story could have been as a result, even if it’s something incredibly stupid like lets say….oh I don’t know…..radioactive zombies, so much cooler than those.
Weapons: bite 25% damage (1D10)
claw 40% damage (1D6+db)
slap 25% damage (db)
laser eyes 50% damage (none but anybody looking shits themselves until they realize it’s just a laser pointer)
Armor: 5-point fur gristle and radioactive shenanigans
Skills: climb 50% listen 100% scent prey 75% teleport 100% hide 1000000000% change size 100%
Habitat: who the fuck knows.
I’m not sure what this is or if it is in any of the army books but it is fucking amazing.